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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! 
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE 
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
FOR  SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.